10 commandments of gaming

I.
Thou Shalt Not make a console that i only buy 1 game for and put it in storage, sell, it, or forget about it within 6 months to 1.25 years. 
II.
Thou shalt not behave like NEC or Sony.
III.
Thou shalt not make DLC.
IV.
Thou shalt try to emulate the days of old wherein you had no pause buttton nor Princess to save.
V. Thou Shalt Not stop giving us hot characters to masturbate whilst adoring and or fap to and or to enhance our sexual experience with a partner or device.
VI.
Thou Shalt Stand dumbfounded when Indie games and consoles get hotter than the trash that the big three kick out like the Pac Man clones of the 80s.

VII.
Thou Shalt Speak the words of the players when they say to release only complete and full titles, like the past generations. yes they were primitive, but they were COMPLETE!

VIII.
Thou Shalt stop giving us "Princess To Get", "Go Forward and Shoot", "You Are Our Only Hope", "Violent As *", "Sexier Than *" "Kill The Dragon", "Get Up and Move", etcetera garbage.

IX or VIIII.
Thou Player Base shalt stop using Microphones and stop talking Trash, Thou Companies Shall Start respecting older gamers who do not need, want nor enjoy online gaming one bit, due to the fact that they were around for a while and don't necessarily like being talked down to by 12 year olds.

X.
If thou a younger Player, Thou Shalt Not talk down to players of older generations, If thou an older player try thine best not to lose one's Wife, love, Job, or partner due to too much Dwarf Fortress.

amen.